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This guy had his finger cut off in an accident and decided to embed a USB drive in his prosthetic finger.

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It is the story of Jerry Jalava, 29, a self-described software developer from Finland who lost part of his left ring finger in May in a motorcycle accident.

Now, he says, he wears a prosthetic finger made of silicone, which looks fairly natural — except that he can peel back the tip to uncover a USB drive tucked inside.

Jalava’s finger of the future has become a small Internet sensation.  The USB drive — also called a flash drive or thumb drive or memory stick — contains 2 gigabytes of memory and can plug into almost any currently sold computer. Jalava keeps several computer programs on it, he says, and hopes eventually for an upgraded version.

It is not attached permanently into my body; it is removable prosthetic, which has USB memory stick inside it,” he writes, in slightly broken English, on his blog protoblogr.net. “When I’m using the USB, I just leave my finger inside the slot and pick it up after I’m ready.”

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Jalava said he has two different prosthetic fingertips that he can use. The other is conventional, made to look like a natural finger, but Jalava says he does not plan to keep it that way.

“Right now I use it mostly when I need to do network inspections or memory testing on computers in our office,” he said, “but when I get the latest one ready, it will be my single sign-on to my computer and my e-mails.”

All this began one day last spring, Jalava says, when he was driving his motorcycle home from work. He hit a deer, slid a couple of hundred feet and lost the tip of his finger. He was taken by ambulance to a hospital in nearby Helsinki.

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Last 5 seconds before time’s up

I have seen her for the first time… I think love at first sight!

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Always I used to be around her

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This is the point where our friendship started…

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Then after one day I proposed her

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And this is how I tried to impress her

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Finally she was impressed

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We had a very good time

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But elders came to know and they didn’t allow us to meet

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We tried to convince them

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But of no use,so we decided to go away

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And lived happily thereafter!

Heyyy You how you will present yourself in the most modest manner —

Do you wish to upgrade your RAM??

Heyyy.. Do I look like Clark Kent ??

Shit!!! Wherever you go 🙂 Travel – Toilet!

Hide n Seek 😀

Fraternity Twins


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