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Me and My Boss
Posted May 7, 2009
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Me and My Boss
When I take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don’t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he’s only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an
interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it’s because he’s
overworked
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
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